Arrested for being stupid
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EUGENE Ore. – Fleeing men ripped open half-pound bags of marijuana and flung it out the window during a police chase. They did that like the cops weren’t gonna see pounds of dope flying past. Like it ain’t a camera running on the squad car. Like it wasn’t gonna still be enough weed scattered around […]
CHICAGO, IL – This dude tried to rob somebody and got beat-up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! “Justin” is 6 feet 2, 250 pounds, with a build that looks like it could split open a suit jacket during a particularly violent sneeze. But the mixed martial arts expert from Des Plaines insists it was his […]
32-year-old Shawn Porter and a friend placed an order for “blunt and some herbs” at a Deltona Burger King Thursday night. Dude ended up in jail when the police where at his crib waiting for him when he got there. The cashier and her supervisor called five-O on him, and I think it was because […]
This guy! Okay, dude steals a car and decides to play with the owner’s iPhone that was left in the front seat. 29-year-old Joshua Mitzelfelt thought it would be a good idea to track his location through the GPS on the phone. He must’ve thought it was a pretty cool app, because he just kept […]
It’s funny. Really. Two bank robbers came up with the hot plan to sneak into a bank, hide there all weekend, and sneak out Monday morning with the loot. Good plan, but they forgot to take their piss with them. COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left […]
One day before his fourth wedding anniversary, Clinton Danner was ordered to be held on bond and charged with pimping his wife. Danner, of Rockford, Minn., was arrested Sunday at a downtown Chicago Holiday Inn, where he drove to confront his wife over the lack of money she had been making, Cook County Sheriff’s Police […]
The Rev. Al Sharpton’s ex-wife and daughter were arrested over the weekend after getting pulled over and getting into it with police officers. Witnesses say Kathy Jordan, 53, and her daughter, Dominique, 23, flew through a red light, then became uptight with the officers. As officers attempted to issue the two women a ticket for […]