Arrested for being stupid
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Caught a clip of this on the news this morning. You can’t write comedy this good. This couldn’t have been planned any better. The part that makes it so, so funny is that he tries to play it off. Then, he has the nerve to try and grab an automatic weapon afterwards? Luckily, nobody else […]
Nathan Campbell, 38, was charged with murder after he turned himself in to police hours after smashing his car into a crowd of people at Venice Beach. Security camera’s caught Campbell when he parked his car and sized up the crowd several times. He clobbered into a large assembly of defenseless human beings. What an […]
Elizabeth Escalona was pissed at her daughter over potty training. She handled it in part by gluing her daughter’s hands to the wall. What an asshole. Really. There’s no other way to put it. She supposedly kicked her daughter in the stomach a few times and slapped her around with various objects first. I fail […]
Mark Welch called 911 to report his dreams are reality. Police got to his crib and found him smoking K2, a synthetic marijuana. Maybe if he smoked some real weed, he wouldn’t have been seeing things and he wouldn’t have thought his dreams were coming to life. On second thought, we probably would’ve had the same […]
Joyce Maxine Gregory has some strong ass hands. She got into it with her 59-year-old man. Somehow, she got a hold of dude’s nutsack and she squeezed one of his balls out his scrotum. Homie ended up with some “crushed nuts.” Sounds like a joke, but it’s not. I don’t understand how dude let her […]
34-year-old Rogelio Mauricio Harris of Long Beach, California tried to sneak 4 pounds of Meth on an airplane headed to Japan. It probably seemed like a good-ass idea at the time, but the feds were suspicious. After “further investigation” they caught dude red-handed. I’m just wondering what would happen if somebody ate one of those […]
Dajuan Porter allegedly broke into homes of men and performed oral sex on them as they slept. Dude is a well known DJ in downtown Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Peeps are coming out and saying that he’s a freaky-deaky built mo-fo that sticks his hands in the pants of his homies after they doze off. Imagine your […]
Mahogany Mason-Kelly was feeling herself so much that she bragged on twitter about having warrants. “I still gotta warrant in Pearland…those pigs will NEVER catch me!!!…NEVER!!!” Apparently, Miss Mason-Kelly was wanted for impersonating her sister and she tweeted it to the world. Soon after, the police saw her tweet and arrested her. A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! That is […]
Naked drunk people get arrested all the time. I know this. They come up with different excuses for why they can’t walk the straight line. But this lady said it was because she was sore from doing the oochie-coochie. Ha! I’m laughing, but that was actually a good one. Really, can the police prove that […]
At least the lady had good motivation, I guess. Yea, she’s a mental patient but I ain’t mad at her. It makes for entertaining reading while one’s browsing the Internet. I’m just wondering if the fact the lady ain’t have no teeth was a huge factor in the surveillance. Really, I’m just curious. According to […]