Toothless Woman Robs Bank to Buy Dentures

At least the lady had good motivation, I guess. Yea, she’s a mental patient but I ain’t mad at her. It makes for entertaining reading while one’s browsing the Internet. I’m just wondering if the fact the lady ain’t have no teeth was a huge factor in the surveillance. Really, I’m just curious. According to her story, she only had a year to go and she could’ve gotten her dentures from Welfare. Maybe she didn’t want to wait that long. She could’ve had a taste for an apple, or something hard like a box of Jaw Breakers or something and she wanted it at that moment. I’ve had cravings before, too. Give the lady a break. I ain’t even gonna trip on how her peeps ratted her out to five-O.

WAYNESBURG, Pa. (AP) — A woman who appeared to not have any teeth in surveillance photos from a bank robbery last month has confessed, apologized and told police she planned the heist because she needed the money for dentures.

Evelyn Marie Fuller, 49, remained in a jail Wednesday unable to post bond on bank robbery and other charges filed a day earlier by police in Waynesburg, in western Pennsylvania, where she’s accused of robbing the First National Bank on Jan. 20.

An unnamed witness went to police and told them he had loaned Fuller the coat the robber was seen wearing in the picture. During her confession, she stated she wanted to use the money to pay for dentures she was unable to get through welfare until next year. Fuller told a district judge she has mental health problems and lives on disability benefits.