Man Drives Through Wendy’s Naked 3 Times

Police arrested 52 year old Kenneth Derwin Clark and charged him with open lewdness, disorderly conduct, and indecent exposure. Clark drove nude through Wendy’s drive through 3 times in the course of two days.

Clark initially pulled up to the drive through window on March 12th. He clicked on the interior lights and guided the attendants eyes to his lap. They notice him buck-naked.

He drove off into the night and returned twice on March 14th. The first time, the female attendant noticed his birthday suit as he handed her money for food. The second time, Clark didn’t even place an order.

Sounds like he got comfortable with it. Another person to trip-out at a fast food window.

Meanwhile, Clark drove along having his big adventure with a suspended license. They tagged on 3 counts of driving on a suspended license to add to 22 prior counts.

Investigators reported that Clark has 22 prior convictions of driving with a suspended license (PennLive).

This is one of those things that has to happen a lot more than we realize. People out there have some very serious mental conditions. A lot of times they don’t get the proper attention. Kenneth Derwin Clark may just be one of those people.

Then again, this dude may just be a pervert. You can give him the benefit of the doubt if you want, but he might just be a deviant, a weirdo, or someone who just lacks morals. I dunno . . . maybe he hadn’t had any coochie in a long time, and this excited him.

I’m going with weirdo. Yep, a weirdo who hadn’t had any coochie, since coochie had him.