Damn Chris Brown

A Los Angeles County judge declined to allow Chris Brown out of jail. Brown was locked up after being booted from a rehab program in Malibu. This is the second rehab program to kick out the singer.

And his lawyer had the nerve to ask for another chance.

Browns attorney, Mark Geragos, argued that the judge should let the singer sign up at yet a third rehab clinic. But Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James Brandlin wasn’t having any of that.

Ya’ gotta agree with the judgement. I want Chris Brown to be successful, but I wouldn’t have been mad at the the judge if he rolled on the floor and laughed his ass off.

This is why. On a card at the rehab in Malibu, Chris Brown allegedly wrote, “I am good at using guns and knives.”

Brown is also alleged to have refused a drug test. The rehab in Malibu also said Brown “touched elbows” with a female patient. These three things are all violations of the Malibu rehab rules.

Besides him hitting Rihanna in the face like a man, the biggest thing that trips me out in the Chris Brown circus is that he threw a rock through his mother’s car window. Yep. That’s what got him put out the first rehab place. He supposed to have got mad at his moms after a family counseling session. Dude chased her down and chucked a stone at her ride. No joke. He was lucky they gave him another chance after that episode.

“Mr. Brown preceded to walk outside and pick up a rock and threw it through his mother’s car window and it shattered,” says the probation report of the rehab center.

After all this clowning around, I still want the young brotha’ to end up being successful. That’s why I think the judge made a good decision to let Chris Brown stay in jail. Part of the problem is that he doesn’t believe that fat meat is greasy. Another issue is that he doesn’t believe his shit stinks.

Hopefully he really won’t want to go back to jail when the next few weeks are over. Maybe this will give him a taste of the direction he might be headed. As he gets older, fewer people are going to be in his corner if he refuses to take a chill pill.

Damn Chris Brown. What happened to the boy-next-door from the Tyler Perry movie?