Woman Charged with Felony Assault on a Teddy Bear

Police in Casper, Wyoming arrested Carly Marra and charged her with felony assault on a stuffed animal. During a domestic dispute, she snapped and repeatedly stabbed a teddy bear that was a gift from her boyfriend. The argument started over the boyfriend’s new girlfriend.

Part of the arrest was possession of marijuana. Well, she may have had weed on her, but weed don’t make nobody go crazy like that. There had to be some alcohol or other drugs mixed in there too. Cause, weed makes you feel too lazy to fight. Alcohol is what makes people angry. It makes people want to choke others until they agree to their point of view.

The immediate bright side is that at least she didn’t stab the boyfriend over and over, or at all. The assault charges could’ve possibly then been flipped into murder one.

The not-so-bright-side is that people who would do this crazy type of thing, are just a Corn Flake away from doing it to a human being. Straight up, ladies out there be careful. And the fellas gotta be careful too, according to this story. So your boyfriend found a new piece of coochie? Please try to move on with your life, without killing Winnie-the-Pooh.

Now, her eyes are closed in this mug shot. So yea, she may have been high. But, I still stand by the fact that she was probably drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon or some cheap vodka or something.