Busted with Cocaine Filled Breast Implants

Old girl tried to sneak on the plane, but five-O wasn’t having any of that. Security detected something foul, then drug her to the hospital. Cocaine breast implants. Wow. The bad thing is that the first thing I would’ve wanted to do would’ve been to feel them. Sure, this was a bloody mess and the plan was to remove them when she got to her destination. However, what if her breast would’ve heeled? I wonder if it would’ve felt better than the regular old saline or silicone. What type of milk… never mind. This happened while in Spain on a flight from Columbia.

(CNN) — She arrived on a suspicious flight. Her story didn’t sound right. And then there was the blood … under her breasts.

An airport security check in Spain led to an operating table for a passenger — where, authorities said, they found she had tucked packs of cocaine in her breast implants.

The Panamanian citizen landed at Barcelona’s Prat airport on a so-called “hot flight,” one that came from a destination known for drug trafficking — in this case Bogota, Colombia.

When a female officer patted down the woman, she found bloodied bandage material under the passenger’s breasts. The gauze, the officer found, was covering incisions. And the breasts were hiding “a white foreign material.” (Read more…)

Q: Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.