Man Attempts to Smuggle Meth Disguised as Snicker Bars

34-year-old Rogelio Mauricio Harris of Long Beach, California tried to sneak 4 pounds of Meth on an airplane headed to Japan. It probably seemed like a good-ass idea at the time, but the feds were suspicious. After “further investigation” they caught dude red-handed. I’m just wondering what would happen if somebody ate one of those muther’s. I ain’t never tried meth, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be pretty. They should come out with weed flavored Snickers.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A California man faces federal drug charges for allegedly trying to smuggle more than 4 pounds of methamphetamine to Japan in what looked like dozens of Snickers bars.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials said Monday that 34-year-old Rogelio Mauricio Harris of Long Beach was arrested last week at Los Angeles International Airport as he prepared to board a flight to Japan.