Drunk woman refuses sobriety test because she was ‘too sore from sex’

Naked drunk people get arrested all the time. I know this. They come up with different excuses for why they can’t walk the straight line. But this lady said it was because she was sore from doing the oochie-coochie. Ha! I’m laughing, but that was actually a good one. Really, can the police prove that her boyfriend wasn’t actually tappin’ that thang nicely in between beers? Can they? I mean, look at the smile on her face. She might have a case. They said she was drinking Earthquake lager, on that ass. I ain’t never had, nor heard of Earthquake, but it sounds potent. Earthquake lager, on that ass. That’s not a typo. You gotta say it just like that.

AUSTIN, TX – Angela Odom, 29, is facing DWI charges after a law enforcement officer said he saw Odom drive up to an apartment complex gate in a white Hyundai, get out of the car naked and start banging on the gate.

During the field sobriety test, a court affidavit states Odom could not perform a one leg stand and cited soreness from sex as the reason she could not take part in that portion of the test.

In Odom’s car, police say they found two empty 24 ounce cans of Earthquake lager. Odom also told officers she was sharing beers earlier with her boyfriend in Georgetown.