Weed Flies Out Window During Police Chase

EUGENE Ore. – Fleeing men ripped open half-pound bags of marijuana and flung it out the window during a police chase.

They did that like the cops weren’t gonna see pounds of dope flying past. Like it ain’t a camera running on the squad car. Like it wasn’t gonna still be enough weed scattered around the car to get Godzilla high.

Trooper Clay Core tells the Eugene Register-Guard that the pot was “pelting my car” as the chase continued north Monday night along Interstate 5 toward Eugene (Spokesman).

Officers detained Nathan Garza, 32, and Joshua Edward Lutz, 33. They wasted a bunch of weed. And to think, there are some innocent weed heads out there somewhere who can’t cop tonight because of this.