Blow on Burger King’s Seven Incher

Written by on June 25, 2009

“Fill your desire for something long, juicy… BK’s seven incher.”

You have got to be freakin’ kidding me

Nothing subtle about the lady in this ad about to go down on Burger King’s new sandwich. I tried to have their back with the Sir-Mix-A-Lot commercial with the ladies dancing around with square asses in an attempt to sell kid’s meals to adults, but this one is something else.

This would be funny if one of my homies put it together, and we laughed about it amongst ourselves.  However, children are gonna see this print ad.

I used to pump N.W.A., Too Short and Richard Pryor on my boombox when I was younger, and I still do on my mp3 player today. Point of that being… I’m not easily offended by language or adult content.

However, this is stupidity.  This goes too far for an ad from one of America’s biggest franchises.

Like it or not, Burger King is a kid’s character, and fast food burger joints are mainly targeted at children.

What’s next?

  • Burger King and Heather Hunter having sex in the drive through as they order the new BK Multi-Orgasm Burger?
  • The BK Lexington Steele Polish Sausage?
  • The BK Shake topped with Ron Jeremy whipped cream?
  • The Janet Jacme Fish Sandwich?

I doubt if the sandwich “blows” me away as much as this ad.

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