Breaking News: The Blagojavich formerly known as Illinois Governor

Written by on January 29, 2009

Springfield, IL – Breaking news… to everyone’s surprise, Governor Rod Blagojavich was just impeached!

Okay, nobody is surprised.  But it is now officially-official.  They are crossing the I’s and dotting the T’s as we post… or is that crossing the T’s and dotting the I’s?

Whatever the case, dude is the first Illinois Governor to get kicked to the curve like that in history.

This came after a plea to the Illinois Senate this morning, and a media blitz over the last couple days by the Blagojavich formerly known as the Illinois Governor.

He should not feel bad cause people will be talking about him long after we are all gone.  He’ll be okay.


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